dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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