We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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