But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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