No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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