Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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