its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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