I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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