No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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