im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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