i just wanna soil my oats bro
too bad you live with your parents still
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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