a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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