i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
