What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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