East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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