So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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