For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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