Me too!
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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