Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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