the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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