dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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