Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Randomize
