Who wears a wallet chain?!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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