Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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