I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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