I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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