My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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