I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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