He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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