Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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