Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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