come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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