Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
be right there i have to get my cape
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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