is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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