I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
she told me i tasted like america
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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