when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
