Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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