You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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