dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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