my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket