I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??