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• (425): View more from Washington

  my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.

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• (510): View more from California

  Naked. naked and bneed help.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.

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• (909): View more from California

  I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I threw up in my brother's Easter basket

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