Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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