dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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