dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
The adults are the big ones right?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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