all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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