no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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