what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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