apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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