I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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