I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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