Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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