..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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