Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
it wasn't lemon gatorade
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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