I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Green mimosas i think yes
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Randomize
