its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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