I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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