Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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